i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
yeah thats right, all you need is me
please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'
I think about this quote pretty often